"Obie Trice, real name no gimmicks" - Obie [Intro] Two trailer park girls go round outside; round the round the outside {*scratches* Two trailer park girls go round outside; round the outside, the outside {*scratches* Guess who's back Back again Shady's back Tell a friend Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess back guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's {*Eminem hums* [Verse One: Eminem] I've created a monster, cause nobody wants see Marshall no more They want I'm chopped liver (huh?) if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya A little bit of weed mixed with some hard vodka that'll jump start my heart quicker than a shock when I get shocked the hospital the doctor when I'm not co-operating When I'm rockin the while he's operating (hey!!) You waited this now stop debating Cause I'm back, I'm the rag and ovu-lating I know that you got a job Cheney but your husband's problem's complicating So FCC won't let me be let me be me, so let me see They try to me down on MTV But it feels so empty, without So, come on and dip, on your lips Fuck that, cum on your lips, and on your tits get ready, cause this shit's about to get heavy I settled all my lawsuits, FUCK YOU DEBBIE! [Chorus: Eminem] Now this looks like a for me So everybody, follow me Cause we need a controversy Cause feels so empty, without me I said this looks like a job me So everybody, follow me Cause need a little, controversy Cause it feels so without me [Verse Two: Eminem] Little kids feelin rebellious Embarrassed their parents still listen Elvis start feelin like prisoners helpless 'til someone comes along on a mission and BITCH!!! A visionary, of scary Could start a revolution, pollutin airwaves A rebel, just let me revel and bask in the fact that I got everyone kissin my {*smak* And it's a disaster, such a for you to see so much of my ass; you asked for me? Well I'm back, {*bzzt* Fix your bent antenna tune it and then I'm gonna enter in, endin under your skin like a splinter The of attention, back for the winter I'm interesting, the thing since wrestling Infesting your kid's ears and nesting {*bzzt* Testing, please Feel the tension, soon as mentions me my ten cents, my two cents is free A nuisance, who sent? You for me? [Chorus] [Verse Three: Eminem] A-tisket a-tasket, go tit for tat with who's talkin this shit, that shit Chris Kirkpatrick, can get your ass kicked than them little Limp Bizkit bastards Moby? You can get stomped by Obie You thirty-six year old fag, blow me You don't know you're too old, let go It's over, nobody listen techno Now let's just gimme the signal I'll be there with whole list full of new insults I been dope, with a pencil ever since turned himself into a symbol {*knife slices* But sometimes the shit seems everybody only to discuss me So this must I'm dis-gus-ting it's just me, I'm just obscene No I'm not first king of controversy am the worst thing since Elvis Presley to do black so selfishly and used it to get wealthy (Hey!!) a concept that works Twenty million other white rappers But no matter how many fish the sea It'll be so without me [Chorus] sings this twice: "Chem-hie-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la"* [Eminem] Kids!